Apparently, I look remarkably like an elf, according to a customer today.
Now there’s a statement that opens up a lot of questions you probably don’t want the answers to. What kind of elf? Like Cate Blanchett in Lord of the Rings elf, or Will Ferrell? Lawn gnome or Keebler?
And remarkably like an elf he’s seen in a movie, or like the little green men he sees in his mother’s basement? Does he like elves or are they terrifying? Compliment, or deadly insult?
This is going to bug me for a while.
Currently reading: The Reckoning, by Kelley Armstrong, thanks to Rolanda who hooked me on her teen stuff like a literary crack dealer. Her adult stuff is also super fun, by the way.
Happy elfless reading.