Zombie Sex

No, seriously.  Out of a very badly misplaced sense of curiosity, I borrowed a book entitled Rigor Amortis, an anthology of… zombie erotica.  Yup, that’s right, zombie erotica.  I just had to know.  I’m pretty sure the anthology was compiled because someone thought of it, and then they just had to know.

You want a really weird read, this will do it.  Some of the stories are just love stories, but believe me when I say that if you thought you’d been grossed out before, graphic descriptions of zombie sex will bring it to a whole new level.  I have to say, if there’s a volume two, I won’t be perusing.

I love zombies, but I don’t love zombies.  Not my cup of tea, but hey, now I can say I’ve read zombie erotica.  The weird looks alone are worth it, plus all the terrible necrophilia jokes I can make now.

Serendipitously, one of my beloved coworkers called me saying that a customer was looking for a gift for a zombie-lover who had read everything mainstream, and could I remind her of the title of the book I’d just read, since it definitely didn’t qualify as mainstream.  At least I think that’s what she said in between the snorting and laughing.


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One response to “Zombie Sex

  1. Shelley

    I did not snort but I may have giggled my little black heart out.

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